Revenge Is Sweet   Stinks

I am happy to report that contrary to current rumors, the farmers who bought the large acreage next to our neighborhood are NOT going to put in a pig farm.  They do in fact already own several pig farms, but have no plans to establish one at the end of my street.

I had cornered a neighbor at the mailbox to discuss the impending pig farm.  He listened to my concerns and was not able to keep a straight face.  He finally broke.

It seems that Rod is the source of this nasty rumor, in return for my false revelation recently that I was going to raise orphaned possum babies.